Scenario for February 23 medical commission. Costumed comic congratulations. During the war crisis
Leading: Dear guests! Today you are all about a big pull, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be checked by the most highly qualified doctor, for which you need to make an appointment several months in advance.
The doctor enters in a dressing gown and cap.
Doctor: Hello guests! Please prepare your hearts for the medical examination.
(Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) speaks:
1. Absolutely healthy.
2. Let me hear what is in your heart?
Diagnosis - easy love!
3. And what is your heart singing about, can I listen?
So, the diagnosis is clear - it means 100 grams of vodka every half an hour for today's evening. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
4. Young man, say A-A-A.
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It's okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
5. But, and you dear, what will please us?
All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad?
Write. Depression.
8 And who are you, can I listen?
Heightened self-esteem. Nothing can be done about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us, who are you, what is your last name?
Persecution mania...
10. You sigh throughout the physical. Have you eaten anything today, how do you generally eat?
11. Here is your heart, it seems now it will jump out from an overabundance of feelings. Do you really want to say something?
Well done.
12 Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about the gifts that you gave to the hero of the day today?
Better listen to the heart, it will tell the truth.
(suitable for the hero of the day)
Tell me, the anniversary will end, everyone will go home and you will be alone in the evening, what words will you say to your wife that are in your heart.
Can we listen too?
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis is clear for everyone:
1 Chronic jubilism.
2 Butylism
3 Dancelite
4 Overeating
5 Retostite
6 Acute drunkenness
7 Hangover syndrome
8 Acute drink failure
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Also passed a medical examination and our dear hero of the day!
Our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary.
Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen.
Taking the convolutions depth and intestines length,
The conclusion was made like this - our hero of the day is young.
The cardiogram says, the heart beats without flaw.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like a glass of urine, it does not hit the head
Yes, and in the lower floor, when viewed from below,
Everything is in openwork, everything is in order, only corns are on the heel,
Well, yes, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
There are no superfluous wrinkles on the face, a sharp look and excellent hearing
Normally, the brain, digestion, only the channel of childbirth is blocked,
This is also not a problem, he always wants sex.
And physically can work up to a sweat.
We make a conclusion - does not need treatment.
Is it just to relax and with the guests a little bit,
For a healthy person, take 100, 125 grams!
Our dear hero of the day, we present to you medal" In a healthy body healthy mind "
We give you honor and glory,
May life warm you with kindness
After all, you are the rightful owner
Rewards high such!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DEAR ____________________!
admission committee(Polyclinic. There are several recruits on the stage in shorts and T-shirts. Inductee No. 1 is frail, small, pimply. Inductee No. 2 is cute, athletic. Inductee No. 3 is bespectacled, a nerd. Inductee No. ambulatory card in hands Doctor #1 in a bathrobe Doctor #2 runs in) D2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D1: Yes, actually Monday, 9 am, you still have to go to work. D2: Fu, you, because of this or what? D1: No, we received a call from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D2: Oh, finally, I will do repairs in the kitchen(surprised, doctor #1 ) Cho, did I say it out loud?(to conscripts) Well, are you afraid of me? Panties.(scaring like a ghost) Good, good, good... Okay, don't worry, the most healthy will go to the army.(walking along the line) You see, Shoigu has placed such responsibility on enticing, he will not be today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then Education. This is how it turns out, now I have to quarrel with the whole government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe one of you is healthy voluntarily? Inductee 1: Me! D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home.(pointing to conscript #2) So, you, come here!(pr. No. 2 comes out) Psychological test.(doc. shows photo) What do you see in this picture? Inductee 2:(joyfully) Loving couple. D1: Exactly. Inductee 2:(guilty) Me and your daughter. D 2:(angrily) Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now do not be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. Inductee 2: Maybe in a…submarine? D2: Everyone will be in the submarine, and you will be in the submarine.(recruitee number 2 goes to the end of the line) So, what do you have?(turning to conscript No. 3. takes a picture of a fluorography from him, examines it in the light) (removes the picture, and there was a thousand rubles behind the picture (it was not visible to the viewer at the beginning) he examines it) Well done! D1: Did you, Artem Aleksandrovich, watch “Live Healthy” yesterday with Elena Malysheva? D2: Well, it’s not interesting, fir-trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach suit, purred, purred the whole program, garbage. I switched it.(to recruit #4) What do you have there?(takes outpatient card from him, reads) So, Heh! (to doctor number 1) Look how beautifully he rendered everything.(to conscripts) He hiccups.(zero reactions) Well, it sucks.(everyone laughs, draftee No. 4 grabs a card from the crying dock and runs to the end of the line) D1: It's all bullshit! He mows it down! D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Alexandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D1: What are you? D2: Yes, they didn’t believe for 4 days. Tickled, tickled, useless! You know how I guessed? I look at an orange, no one eats.(laughter) (dreamily) (to everyone) (to recruits, fun) You guys are all good! Inductee #2: Why is that? D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsky boys, army is the only chance in life to vilify at least something from Yudashkin!
D 2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D2: Fu, you, because of this or what? D2: Oh, finally, I will do repairs in the kitchen. Whoa, did I say that out loud? Well, are you afraid of me? Panties. Good, good, good... Okay, don't worry, the most healthy will go to the army. You see, Shoigu has placed such responsibility on beckoning, he will not be today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then Education. This is how it turns out, now I have to quarrel with the whole government because of you? Well, let's get started. Can any of you volunteer to be healthy? D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home. So, you, come here! Psychological test.( What do you see in this picture? D2: Exactly. D2: Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now do not be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. D2: Everyone willVsubmarine, and youonsubmarine. So, what do you have?( Well done! Now it's good! Well done! D2: Well, it’s not interesting, fir-trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach suit, purred, purred the whole program, garbage. I switched it. What do you have there?So,dysfunction of the secretion of the biological gene of substances as a result of a violation of the vegetative genesis. Heh! Look how beautifully he veiled everything. He hiccups. D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Alexandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D2: Yes, they didn’t believe for 4 days. Tickled, tickled, useless! You know how I guessed? I look at an orange, no one eats. D2: Girls, skirts. Did you find Rastorguev's notebook or something?( The army is a purely masculine affair, understand? So the medical board is all formalities.( You guys are all good! D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsky boys, army is the only chance in life to vilify at least something from Yudashkin!
D1: Yes, actually Monday, 9 am, you still have to go to work. D1: No, we received a call from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D1: Did you, Artem Aleksandrovich, watch “Live Healthy” yesterday with Elena Malysheva? D1: It's all bullshit! He mows it down! D1: What are you? D1: Artem Aleksandrovich, it’s a pity that we don’t have a women’s army, like in Israel. Otherwise, right now, there would be so many girls in skirts standing here.
Characters:
2 leading, Man, Man, Man.
1st Leader: In such a good and evening hour We have gathered together now!
2nd Leader: We want the lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Leader: How good men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Leader: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and entertainment!
1st Leader: Let's not waste time - It's time for us to congratulate men!
2nd Leader: Today is a man's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!
GREETING CARD GAME
On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our _____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You ______________ and ________________
And for that we are very grateful!
Although February is snow-white outside the window, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
You are welcome ___________, ____________, _________, __________ and ___________!
We celebrate this holiday with you,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay ___________, __________, __________, __________ and ___________!
The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex attract them.
Answers fit into spaces with gaps on greeting card and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage from above with a parachute.)
1st Leader: It seems that in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a landing force is landing to us.
(The hosts raise the parachute, from under which the Man appears.)
2nd Lead: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Leader: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Leader: February 23 brings us the representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see a lot of them in the hall.
2nd Leader: You are right, there are enough heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Leader: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to take the stage!
COMPETITION "FIGHT ON HUNTS"
The contestants squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the opponents' palms, try to push each other out of the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hands or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize is received by the one who has not left the combat limits to the last.
2nd Leader: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Leader: For example, in the ladies' wardrobe there are things that previously took place in the men's wardrobe.
1st Leader: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Leader: Let's get to know them.
GAME "FROM MEN TO LADIES"
The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that have passed to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely, the ladies also hardly think of you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, the fair sex understands men in their own way.
COMPETITION "MEN IN THE WOMEN'S UNDERSTANDING"
Ladies who excelled in the previous game receive a tablet with an album sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man on a fishing trip”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must schematically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces appear for everyone to see.
The prize is given to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.
Man: Here, it turns out, how you, dear ladies, see us men. I want to offer you an amusing quiz called "A man through the eyes of a woman."
QUIZ "A MAN IN THE EYES OF A WOMAN"
The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer from the three given by the Man for each question of the quiz.
1. What will the man do with the candy?
a) will quickly eat it whole;
b) eat slowly, biting off a little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it, so as not to drop the dignity of the stronger sex.
2. What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?
a) exotic
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother used to tell him when he was a child.
3. What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?
a) before buying, consult with the seller, having learned his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until the next time.
4. How will a man who travels in an unfamiliar area and suddenly go astray act?
a) ask for directions from the first person you meet;
b) will get angry in uncertainty;
c) will start looking for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.
5. What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?
a) quickly rush forward, ahead of others;
b) slowly move off;
c) will create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.
1st Leader: Ladies and men are always unrevealed secrets for each other.
2nd Leader: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: It's probably because we love surprises.
1st Leader: Then you should deliver them.
2nd Leader: Surprises, fly to the hall!
(6 paper parachutes with cases from kinder surprises hanging from below land in the auditorium from above. Six men who caught the parachutes are asked by the presenters to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Lead: Men's surprises begin!
COMPETITION "MALE SURPRISES"
Six men become contestants. Backstage, they open cases hanging from parachutes and find a note with the name of an animal in them. Then the contestants, in order of priority, enter the stage and, with the help of pantomime, portray their animals. Before the exit of each contestant, the presenters announce: “The man is at work”; "A man at home"; "Man driving"; "The man in the restaurant"; "Man at the resort"; "Man with Friends"
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.
2nd Leader: No one expected such surprises from the representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Leader: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Leader: However, the lucky ones are speeding up.
1st Lead: I wonder where the happy man is in a hurry?
2nd Leader: There are many answers to this question today.
(Presenters with microphones descend into the auditorium and receive answers to this question from the representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Leader: And I thought that happy men rush only to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Leader: Our next competition for true motorists!
COMPETITION "DO NOT LET UP!"
Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon the fastest and bursts it.
1st Leader: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies when they get two outfits out of turn.
2nd Leader: Usually it happens like this.
(The hosts and the Man go to the left side of the wings, from the opposite side of which the characters of the interlude “Two outfits out of turn” appear.)
INTERMEDIA "TWO OUT OF LINE"
She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to fulfill!
He: And what duties, in your opinion, should a conscientious husband have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - to serve coffee in bed, on weekends - to present flowers, and on holidays - to please with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now I understand why you always get yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: For your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness stopped.
She: And you hid it from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This immediately catches your eye if you enter our bedroom! No wonder my friends asked me one juicy question: why are our beds far apart!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has a pig!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: This is not your “mumps”, but you are a real boar!
He: Scream louder - people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Boar.
She: I have been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I'll go and make you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will make such presents to yourself all the time!
He: After your hands, they look spectacular.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he was not born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I'll live your philistine life!
He: No wonder my friends asked me why our beds are far apart.
She: Did you do this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite satisfied with the cuisine.
She:(sobbing) That's why the table's legs are loose.
He: Three bottles of beer for three is not a great load.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they wobbly?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulously) What are you implying?
He: For your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, right after we got married, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why are you living in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Why wasn't I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and move to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)
1st Leader: The outfits have been awarded, now it's time to play!
2nd Leader: The most festive game for everyone... Together: "February guessing games"!
FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME
The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. Game to activate the public.
1st Leader: February gave us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")
2nd Leader: Ladies in the evening in excitement
Prepared pickles,
For men's straight gait
We also bought ... (Vodka)
1st Leader: Strong sex without worries
The grocery store leads a trip:
They need one trifle -
Five-star... (Cognac)
2nd Leader: Ladies on their feet a little light
They induce their marafet;
They give in bundles of bright
Guys... (Gifts)
1st Leader: The men are not far behind
Near the mirror scurry:
Before taking a hundred grams,
They dream of conquering ... (Dam)
2nd Leader: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They get... (Compliments)
1st Leader: On a holiday, ladies will not refuse:
Respect with a word of affection,
Well fed vysusno -
Men will not be ... (Sad)
2nd Leader: Hour of fun - best chance
Make a curtsey,
And then, no matter what,
To be under ... (Table)
1st Leader: The holiday is not to blame
That a detachment dived under the table -
The men are a bit tired
Very sweet ... (Drowsed off)
2nd Leader: In the morning the strong sex will wake up
Dive into weekdays again.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February ... (Holiday)
(A peasant appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a work uniform.)
Man:(cheerfully) Good evening! Shouldn't something be nailed, screwed or repaired here ?! (pulls screwdriver out of pocket)
1st Leader: What a business man.
2nd Leader: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Man: Then I'll stay with you a little, - suddenly my help is needed!
1st Leader: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Man: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I do not forget the entertainment! (From above into the auditorium b balloons: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Leader: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons take the stage. The presenter bursts one of the red balloons in which there was a note.)
1st Leader: Now we will find out what a surprise is fraught with a red ball! (reads the text of the note)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and sticks
So, the case will make sense
And the joy of the little ones!”
Man: This is just my part! (takes out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)
COMPETITION "Scoring"
Men who catch red balls receive a hammer, a bar and 6 nails each. Their task is to drive nails into a bar with a hammer.
The winner is the one who copes with the task ahead of everyone (the quality of work is also taken into account).
2nd Leader: Now let's reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and announces the note in it :)
"You need screws and a screwdriver
Definitely fit!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better helpers!
COMPETITION "PRIVINTILES"
The men who caught the yellow balls receive from the Peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks each. Their task: to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The prize is given to the most agile and skillful contestant.
Man: Masters and hooks rejoice!
1st Leader: Russia has been famous for artisans from time immemorial. Whatever the city, then its craftsmen.
2nd Leader: And our cities, by the way, are named after male names.
GAME "CITIES AND MEN"
The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Man: In every city there are avid fishermen! Am I right? .. Then we'll have a fun fishing trip!
COMPETITION "FUN FISHING"
A peasant takes out three ropes from behind the curtains, tied together in the middle, where a dried vobla is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game, take up the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and diverge in different directions.
To cheerful music, they wind the rope around a stick, thus approaching the wobble, which will get the most agile.
1st Leader: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Leader: Are they well versed in cooking?
1st Leader: This is easy to find out if you play the game "The Way to a Man's Heart".
GAME "WAY TO THE HEART OF A MAN"
The hosts ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and a chicken. (Omelette)
2. Oriental dish, on solemn occasions crowned with a ram's head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pig layer. (Salo)
5. Apricot, who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6. Bagel-undersize. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Pure)
8. The fruit boxers love. (Pear)
9. Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our way. (Yogurt)
The game assumes choral responses. The culinary savvy take the stage.
Man: Come on, food lovers, take apart the air sausages!
COMPETITION "AIR SAUSAGES"
Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which the Muzhik gives a balloon in the form of a sausage to the captains. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other the ball, sandwiched between their legs (it is forbidden to help with their hands). The winner is the team whose sausage was tested by all its participants in the minimum amount of time.
2nd Leader: Men have not only a good appetite, but also mental capacity.
1st Leader: Our game is proof of that.
2nd Leader: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!
GAME "CHARGE THE BRAIN!"
The hosts read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall should name them in one word.
1. Jacket for a diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for ingenuity. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5. The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The reverse side of the back of the head. (Face)
7. An occasion to publicly cuddle with a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9. Part of the face, which is sometimes hung. (Nose)
10. A plant that is responsible for the relationship between people with its head. (Chamomile)
The smartest are invited to the stage.
Man: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a contest called "February Humor"!
COMPETITION "FEBRUARY HUMORINE"
The man offers the smartest men funny situations:
On February 1, 23, as a gift from your beloved, you will receive a funny souvenir - horns.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. The wife calls the cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4. Alone with you, your beloved constantly faints.
5. You were fixing your one year old son's crib on Sunday and found an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that you are Aleksey according to your passport. Competitors answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.
1st Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, what else can distinguish men?
Man: With his prowess and musicality!
2nd Leader: Can these concepts be compatible?
Man: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you! (Four men come on stage, one of whom plays an accordion, and four women.)
1st Leader: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about the representatives of the stronger sex.
Man: Ladies - the decoration of our daring quintet!
ladies: (roaringly) Wow!
2nd Leader: In that case, we are all aware.
Man: Men's ditties! (The peasant and his friends sing ditties. Women are located between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)
MEN'S PARTS
1st: We will sing to you now
Under the accordion ditties!
You arrange a dance
Wives and girlfriends!
2nd: We met with the cutie
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to screw up!
3rd: What's up with the girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts to her
Like any!
4th: Me wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
Set a table for two people
Doesn't invite me to eat.
5th: I'm after my wife
Cared for a whole year
Cavaliers day-to-day
He dared her!
1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs,
No fish, sorry.
2nd: Invites you to visit
My sweetheart is not always:
If you need to arrange something -
Know me then!
3rd: I got lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how they went to the registry office with her, -
Requires outfits.
4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I'm always on the ass!
5th: We cheered you up -
It became more fun!
clap us now
From the heart soon!
Man:(to the hosts) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Leader: It was unsurpassed!
Man: I won’t talk in vain! .. (glances at his friends, who show him in the direction of the wings) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun entertainment! (To the tune of an accordion, a peasant with friends and girlfriends heads towards the right wings.)
2nd Leader: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!
MYSTERIOUS FRIENDS GAME
The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Everyone in the audience must guess male names rhyming to the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to activate the audience.
1. The musician is great:
And play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you ... (Petya)
2. Cavalier he is what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Out on a date again
Daring handsome ... (Misha)
Z. Any business argues
In his "golden" hands.
Call - you soon
It always helps ... (Andrey)
4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
Say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear "Great!" -
Without a doubt, this is ... (Vova)
5.Hiking - his element:
The expanse of native expanses beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)
b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't get lost anywhere with it.
Everything has a sense of proportion
Serious... (Valery)
7. He is an excellent interlocutor,
You will be exposed to many topics.
Books to read amateur
At leisure, smart ... (Vitya)
8. “What a dandy is exquisite” -
He hears from all directions.
Do not find sweeter and more beautiful
Groom than dandy-... (Sasha)
9. Loves speed very much,
You will ride with the wind.
Will overtake everyone on the road,
He will only sit behind the wheel ... (Serge)
10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - the highest class.
Door open for friends
At the gallant ... (Nikita)
1st Leader: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Leader: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Leader: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy remained in the distant past.
2nd Leader: Do not draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (referring to a man of pleasant appearance:) May I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the leaders)
1st Leader:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Leader: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all the representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful act.
1st Leader: So, you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Leader: Surely a funny game will make their answers more truthful.
GAME "Well, VERY TRUE!"
10 balloons fly from above into the auditorium. The presenters are asked to catch the balls exclusively for the male half and go on stage with them. Then those who came out in order of priority take out banknotes printed on a color printer from the wallets of the leaders, on the reverse side of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Do you suffer from jealousy?
. Do you enjoy Mogol Gogol?
. Is scrambled eggs and sausage your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered your reference book?
. Are you a notorious ladies' man?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentle sex?
The answers to the questions are in balloons:
. There was not and will not be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most enjoyable for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
. If there is no second half nearby.
. Not without it. The players pop their balloons and read out the notes with the answers.
For frankness, everyone receives sweet prizes. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, motivating that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.
1st Leader: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Leader: And where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants of the previous game go to different sides of the wings and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)
COMPETITION "KNIGHTS OF LADIES' HEARTS"
Girls form 2 teams, both men become captains. To cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team in turn and carry them to the chair and back. The team wins, in which in a short period of time all the girls have been on their hands.
1st Leader: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember all of them, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Leader: Then let us pay attention to the glorious triples!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Leader: Coward, Dunce, Experienced.
2nd Leader:(to the audience) And now, dear audience, let's play with you!
GAME "GOOD TROYS"
Those present in the hall call the men who make up the famous triples (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.
1st Leader: After such a game, I would like to invite three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious triples, to the stage.
(Three men and three women enter the stage.)
2nd Leader:(to those who left) Remind everyone, please, the name of the festive evening ... Our next competition is called the same way!
COMPETITION "MAN, MAN, MAN"
Higher men and women form opposite-sex pairs. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men's tray with the inscription: "man"; "man"; "man".
To the tune of the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune" they make their male assistants hairstyles with the given name (combs, invisibles, elastic bands and small hairpins are given as improvised means).
The winner is chosen by audience applause. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for patience and endurance.
1st Leader:(to the Man) Let me know, is this your first time on stage or has your debut already taken place?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Leader: Have you played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Leader: Probably, you broke the thunder of applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Leader:(to the hall) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!
THE GAME "STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES"
Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who took part in the game is awarded a prize - a balloon, after which the men are left on the stage.
1st Leader:(to men) We will not ask you to try on women's dress, but you will have to show your artistic abilities!
COMPETITION "Oh, THESE LEGS!"
The men who took part in the previous game are given felt-tip pens. In 1 minute, they must depict female legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to whoever has the most.
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comic advice for the stronger sex!
(to the motive "Songs about the moonshine still" from the movie "Moonshiners")
1. If you don’t feel like getting up early,
And warmed up a soft bed,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!
2. If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let the whole evening wait later:
Expectation in favor of her -
Will love you more!
Z. If your wife made an omelet for you
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a cock -
You can have two hens!
4. If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of longing, -
Smile out loud
And the longing will go to the socks!
5. If your wife is used to being jealous
And to get your nitpicks, -
Let him go to the circus, and that hour
Take a break from stupid phrases!
b. If a neighbor often began to drop in,
who has no wife yet,
Post a dossier about him -
He will welcome guests!
7. If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
So, she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Provide without embellishment!
8. If the mother-in-law suddenly stayed with you, -
Dress up at home, you, like a Papuan,
Beat loudly on the drum -
The sofa will not be nice to her!
9. If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her back the bus ticket
Close the door behind you
She needs another viewer!
10. If a garage has become a mile of your apartment,
Do not constrain his modest surroundings, -
Can you live in peace
And don't worry about the past!
1st Leader:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the representatives of the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Leader: Thank you for the pleasure and please come to the auditorium. (The man takes his seat in the front row.)
1st Leader: All the day gave men's fun!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And left a good memory
He filled our hearts!
2nd Leader: So don't leave holiday us,
After all, there are real men,
With which the twists are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in a good hour!
On the eve of your favorite men's holiday, which can be described by three verbs "sat down - drank - ate", we offer a scenario that will help you to have an interesting and unusual corporate event by February 23 in a small creative team.
To dilute the traditional approach to honoring your colleagues, and not limit yourself to just congratulations on duty and a festively set table, women should start preparing now: February is just around the corner. Of course, carry out corporate party you will be at work, but you will have to prepare the props at home.
To implement this scenario, you will need the following:
- medical gowns (can be disposable);
- hats for medical staff;
- medical masks;
- shoe covers;
- a large thermometer cut out of cardboard;
- bag with any medicines(it’s not scary if these are empty boxes from used medicines);
- tonometer;
- phonendoscope;
- hammer (the one with which meat is beaten is suitable);
- a large balloon (not inflated).
In addition, you need to prepare plates with the names of medical specialties: “cardiologist”, “oculist”, “neurologist”, “therapist”, “ENT doctor”.
Each "doctor" should have his own set of props. The "Oculist" hangs 2 tables on the wall to test vision. Instead of the usual letters, on one table, words related to the corporate theme for February 23 are shown in different fonts, and on the other - solid dots.
Prepare your photo and video equipment in advance to capture the corporate event for the history of your organization.
Scenario for February 23 for a corporate party
Women - "doctors", dressed in medical gowns, line up at the entrance. The presenter invites men to enter the room, which is decorated as a medical office: bright medical booklets are laid out on the tables (they can be collected in clinics and pharmacies), anatomical posters hang on the walls, etc. To create a “clinical” atmosphere, you can hide somewhere some cotton ball soaked in ammonia.
Male colleagues are offered to sit on chairs that stand along the wall.
Host: Attention! We've got the Festive Epidemic! Today is the day of a preventive medical examination for male colleagues, as a result of which we will find out which of you are ready for the hard military work that we have to do this evening, and who will have to heal first.
Women are undergoing a medical examination. Each "doctor" sits at his desk and invites his colleagues one by one:
Therapist (measures temperature with a large thermometer).
Oh, yes, you have a temperature of 50 degrees! You are just a real hot Ural man! Yes, you can set the heat for everyone.
Cardiologist ( measures pressure). Pressure is normal! Apparently, the global checks that are carried out in our organization do not put pressure on you. Not like early December.
(measures pulse). I feel a pounding. Looks like you're on a roll today! Yes, in fact, you are always on our toes. But I don't feel anything. Ai-ai-ai, of course, we understand everything, but you can’t work until you lose your pulse.
Oculist (brings an ordinary lady's mirror to the eyes of a colleague). So, the visual apparatus is in place, I can clearly see it. The look is clear, the eyes are blue. However, you are always on our blue eye ... But what do you see with those beautiful eyes of yours?
(checks eyesight, tablet with words). Read: so, right: a party, a defender, a competition, a feast, whiskey, a salad ... That's right. Let's go to the table with dots. Close your right eye. What do you see? Point? And now? Point?! Awesome! You have your own point of view on everything.
Neurologist. Close your eyes. Get your finger up to your nose! Yes, you will wipe anyone's nose!
(asks to follow the hammer with his eyes). ABOUT! You have very original views on problems Russian education! We invite you to submit them to open lesson for teachers.
ENT doctor ( blows up a balloon). Breath! Do not breath! Breath! Do not breath! It seems that you are not even breathing to someone from those present. And although you are not a light person, you have a centner of live weight, but your lungs are in order.
Presenter: Did you pass the medical examination successfully? Then it's time for a diagnosis!
Women get up from the tables and read (or better, tell) the following quatrains in a chain:
Our brave ones
stately, important,
Our support
And doubly proud.
Somewhat funny
demonstrative,
super successful,
Excess.
You are real
guiding,
And rest
Only in dreams.
You are brilliant
charismatic,
Fundamental
And cute.
With humor, with a tenor,
Just not with ambition
If it's solid,
That is to the end!
slender, prominent,
tall,
Something like children
And in some ways, like adults.
inventive,
Alright, be careful
Somewhere stubborn
But little one!
Faithful, honest,
cute, different
Notorious
And trouble-free.
Stylish, bright,
Weird, strong
frisky, hot,
Like a volcano!
light, clear,
And tireless
Diverse,
And multifaceted.
For versatility
so chic
We give you
Faceted glass!
Together. We give you!
Are we giving you?
We give you!
Faceted glass!
Therapist: A woman with an empty bucket is a bad omen.
Cardiologist: And with an empty glass?
ENT doctor: It's nothing...
Optometrist: Nothing good.
Neurologist: So we filled the glasses.
Therapist: White!
Cardiologist: "White birch"!
ENT doctor: Before presenting a gift, it is accepted ...
Optometrist: It is customary to pronounce some kind of eyeliner!
Neurologist: But if the “eyeliner” is the gift itself, then you can give it right away!
Women give gifts to men.
Then they open the door to the room where there is a festively set table with dishes specially designed for the corporate party by February 23, and invite you to start the corporate party.
Having taken places at the table, the women say the first toast in chorus: “To our colleagues fit for all!”.
Therapist: Our multifaceted, we wish you that all problems are quickly resolved!
Cardiologist: All goals have been achieved!
Optometrist: All anxieties and resentments disappeared before they appeared!
Neurologist: In general, so that everything is easy ...
Together: settle down!
Contests for February 23 for a corporate party
We do not recommend holding too many contests, as the party time at the workplace is usually limited. 3-4 types of competitions are quite enough. You also need to drink, eat, dance and just chat in a relaxed atmosphere.
Competition 1. "Strongman of the team"
If you get a pood weight, your male colleagues will gladly measure their strength.
The winner will receive a bouquet of balloons.
Competition No. 2. "Sniper of the team"
Hang a target on a wall or door. Draw a circle with a "ten" in almost the entire target. Anything can be thrown: from darts to erasers or crumpled pieces of paper.
The same target is awarded to the winner.
Competition No. 3. "Memory of the team"
Invite your colleagues to remember children's riddles. Whoever tells the most wins.
The prize is a children's book with riddles for the little ones.
Competition No. 4. "The Parable of a Man" (for women).
Compose (you can at home, in advance) and tell a parable about men.
The men choose the winner. The prize is a dance with each of the colleagues.
The scenario is suitable for a corporate party on February 23 and March 8, only you need to change the roles of women and men.
I want to tell you how we arranged a holiday for our male colleagues at work on February 23rd. The idea of celebrating Defender of the Fatherland Day and creative congratulations in the company came quite suddenly, but it turned out to be excellent and lively, successfully replacing the banal meeting and congratulations, which is done in most offices from year to year. Our male colleagues were delighted with the gift, the whole office was involved - everyone took part in organizing this holiday.
So, we came up with the idea of arranging a real medical examination with the girls, which usually awaits conscripts in the military registration and enlistment office. We had an ophthalmologist, a neuropathologist, a therapist, a speech therapist, and, of course, the head physician. For the medical examination, they chose a large office where the accounting department sat. This did not interfere with the work, as everything was taken care of in advance.
At the entrance to the office, we had two nurses who met our heroes of the occasion - in white coats, high heels, with beautiful makeup and hairstyles. A photo session with the nurses was also organized there, after which they escorted the men to the “medical office”, where all sorts of surprises awaited them. First of all, the “conscripts” were met by a therapist, she directed them further, filling out a medical card specially designed for this purpose for the passage of doctors. The next in line was a neuropathologist, he asked the simplest puzzles for logic. The speech therapist prescribed sayings for speed, picked up the funniest ones in advance. And if there was a desire, the conscript could remember his own. Here it was the funniest thing: it turns out that men know a lot of funny sayings. At the optometrist, they read the phrase "Congratulations on February 23," which was written on a drawing board in letters different sizes- from the smallest to the largest. After the bypass, the cards were handed over to the therapist and went to the workplace.
At lunchtime, we laid the table and invited our men to the “fledge”, where the head physician announced that everyone was fit to serve in our friendly team. Then everyone was given cards glued to a greeting card, and medals prepared in advance (by the way, the medals were made from ordinary cardboard, then pasted over with golden foil, and glued a small piece of paper on which they wrote “Company Defender” with a red marker). Then they handed out dry rations in gift bags with holiday symbols. Each "ration" included a bottle of an elite drink, a bag of chips, and a thermo mug. In general, initially we planned to find khaki bags instead of gift bags, but we did not find them in the right quantity, and there was no time to sew ourselves. Therefore, I had to limit myself to ordinary gift bags. Well, then - fighting one hundred grams at a friendly cheerful table in honor of our men. Everyone had fun with all their hearts, danced with doctors and nurses. And most importantly, that both bosses and employees were equal.
By the way, the men decided to continue our idea and gave us a themed celebration on Women's Day. No wonder they say: "What a gift for February 23, such for March 8." But more on that another time.
Vera's head, especially for the site "Women's Happiness".
