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88 years after the murder of the "mad monk", a doctor from St. Petersburg claims that he has at his disposal the surviving genital organ of Rasputin.
According to him, after the death of Rasputin, his penis was cut off and taken to France by a fanatical follower. Then the conserved organ was exhibited in the Museum of Erotica by Igor Knyazkin, head of the center of prostatology at the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences. The Times writes about it in the material, the translation of which is published by Inopressa.ru.
Rasputin came from Siberia to St. Petersburg in 1911 and immediately achieved tremendous influence on Nicholas II and the empress as a mystic. This is often attributed to his alleged ability to stop bleeding in their hemophiliac son.
But many historians argue that Rasputin converted the empress and other noble women to his faith, which is a bizarre mixture of Christianity and sexual practices.
Brian Moynihan describes in his book "The Holy Sinner" how one day Rasputin, in an alcoholic intoxication, destroyed a Moscow club in order to confirm his identity, unbuttoned his pants and showed his penis.
Rasputin was killed by a group of aristocrats who feared that his impact on Nikolai's family would be detrimental to Russia. According to one legend, they castrated and dismembered his corpse. According to another version, the penis was removed during an autopsy.
Dr. Knyazkin claims that he has documentary evidence that the phallus in a wooden box was taken to Paris, where it became a cult object of worship for Russian emigrants.
Then the penis became the property of Rasputin's daughter, Matryona, who worked as a lion tamer in an American circus. Finding herself in 1970 in cramped circumstances, she sold the exhibit to an antique dealer.
Knyazkin says that in 2000 he was approached by two French value dealers, from whom he bought a wooden container and its contents for $ 8,000. "I'm 99% sure it's authentic."
According to him, a member of Rasputin reaches 30 cm. "With this exhibit, we will finally cease to envy America, where Napoleon's sexual organ is kept," Ananova quotes him as saying. "A member of Napoleon is just a pod compared to 30 cm of Rasputin."
However, the most famous expert on Rasputin in Russia, Edward Radzinsky, reacted with skepticism to the information that Rasputin's sexual organ was in St. Petersburg. True, he believes that Knyazkin himself is confident in the authenticity of the object. "Stories about Rasputin's penis began almost immediately after his death. All these are legends and myths," Radzinsky said.
In 1994, an anonymous author turned to the organizers of the Bonhams auction with a request to estimate the cost of the object, which, according to him, was Rasputin's penis. An examination was arranged at King's College London. Then the exhibit turned out to be a sea cucumber.
http://www.kp.ru/daily/22944/686/86 years ago, on a cold December night in 1916, Grigory Rasputin (Novykh), a favorite of the royal family, was killed in St. Petersburg, who, as contemporaries believed, played the most sinister role in the destinies of Russia. They said that the tsar and tsarina were under the thumb of this "devil", that he actually ruled the country ... Rasputin's ashes did not rest in peace - in the revolutionary days, the body was taken out of the grave and burned. It was believed that not a single particle of the flesh of a sinful old man (and according to others - a prophet!) Could not survive. And suddenly something returned to Petersburg ... how to put it mildly ... what, according to legends and rumors, Gregory paved the way to the heights of power. It will be about Rasputin's phallus as such ... Casket from France A well-known urologist in St. Petersburg Igor Knyazkin received a call from his longtime patient from the Union of Antiquaries of Russia and said that foreign partners were offering him the penis of a famous historical figure. The antiquary knew that Knyazkin was collecting a collection of erotic exhibits for the museum, which is open within the walls of his clinic (private clinic). French antiquaries found a genital organ in a wooden box in a house on the outskirts of Paris. In addition to a small object heavily spoiled by time (then the penis resembled a wrinkled banana), it contained photographs and documents dated from the beginning of the century. For the reproductive organ and the box, the sellers asked for 300 thousand dollars. Then 80 thousand. The last price was $ 8,000. Doctor Knyazkin managed to bring down the price, arguing that it would not be easy to prove that the organ belonged to Grigory Rasputin. And the decisive argument was the fact that one American urologist paid only 4.5 thousand dollars for Napoleon's penis. The sellers realized that the Russian doctor was guided by prices for such a specific product, and did not bother. “I was pleased with the deal,” says Knyazkin. - Together with the member in the box were photographs of the Queen's lady-in-waiting, documents, a small black book with recipes for embalming. When I carefully examined all this, I became even more convinced that a historical relic came to me. There was no direct indication in the documents on this score, but some versions were lined up ... Who could emasculate Rasputin? “Historians write that they tried to poison Rasputin, then they shot at him and, finally, threw him into the river,” continues Igor Knyazkin. - He turned out to be extremely tenacious. But I do not believe that in the cakes he was fed with before he died, he did not notice the poison. It seems to me that they tried to put him to sleep with sleeping pills - precisely in order to emasculate him. But this is only one of many versions. First, the atrocity could have been committed by the Freemasons. According to rumors, some representatives of the Masonic lodge were going to emasculate Rasputin for ritual purposes. The pagan ritual of cutting off the genitals of the enemy has long been known, found among the ancient Scandinavians and some African tribes. The doctor suggests that Rasputin's penis was cut off when Grigory Efimovich was still alive, moreover: the genital organ was in a state of erection, as evidenced by traces of blood that were found in the cavernous bodies of the organ. Secondly, the genital organ could be cut off privately. Associate Professor of the Medical Academy Kosorotov. He performed an autopsy and was left alone with the body for a long time. In the last century, in some cases, the organs of a person who died under criminal circumstances were not buried with the body, but were cut out and placed in separate containers. This was done in order not to tear up the grave if later criminologists had questions about the circumstances of death. Thirdly, by cutting off the genital organ, accidental people who found themselves next to Rasputin's body at the moment when the grave was dug at the direction of the Temporary government. Its head Kerensky believed that treasures were hidden in the grave with Rasputin, and at his order the coffin was raised from the ground. In addition to the icon placed by the empress at the head of her pet, then nothing was found. But it is possible that the angry people "avenged" the corpse. In addition, Knyazkin believes that they could be moved by banal male envy. A large penis sometimes causes aggression in those men who are lucky with the size of the genital organ less (the length of the prepared "Rasputin's dignity" is 28.5 cm!) Fourthly, the penis could be cut off by ardent admirers of Grigory Rasputin. One of them - Akilina Laptinskaya - spent 24 hours next to the coffin in the house of the maid of honor of the Empress Anna Vyrubova. Akilina followed Rasputin for 15 years. She was a sister of mercy in the Crimean War, she saw a lot of blood and wounds. According to Knyazkin, she was able to cut off the penis from the cooled body of her beloved Grigory Efimovich. By the way, it was her photograph that was in the casket from Paris. The penis is almost a century old! Dr. Knyazkin believes that if there were samples of clothes on which microparticles of Rasputin's body were preserved, then the authenticity of the penis would be established. A genetic examination would remove all questions. '' Unfortunately, we cannot say with absolute certainty that the member belongs to Rasputin, '' Knyazkin laments. - But something nevertheless became clear - thanks to the examination for age, which was recently conducted at the Prostatology Center. Doctor Knyazkin did not spare 25 thousand rubles for research. - Experts have confirmed that the genital organ, which is kept in my museum, is indeed more than 80 years old. Also, the fabrics were checked for the presence of potassium cyanide (the cakes, as historians write, were filled with the conspirators). No poison was found, but traces of sleeping pills were found. This may testify in favor of the version that they tried to put the old man to sleep, and did not kill him with poison. How could he survive? To bring the relic from the box into proper form, specialists in St. Petersburg worked with it in embalming. Although, obviously, the phallus was previously treated with a balsamic composition, the years have done their job - "dignity" in places touched by decay. To recreate the shape in a state of erection, a special gel was injected into the cavernous bodies of the penis. To make the penis look "alive", it had to be slightly tinted. From time to time, the exhibit is immersed in a nutrient solution. It is permanently kept in the Knyazkin Erotic Museum under a glass cover. Next to him is the wax figure of an old man. As they say, the irony of fate ... Recently, Dr. Knyazkin found out: the famous Russian musician Mstislav Rostropovich bought the correspondence of Rasputin's daughter for a lot of money and presented it to Edward Radzinsky. Igor Vladimirovich believes that there can be a lot of interesting things about his find in these documents. For example, information about who owned the old box is the same where the penis was found. In the memoirs of Rasputin's daughter Matryona, a box is mentioned that is very similar to that found in France. In it Matryona supposedly kept something that looked like a genital organ. After emigration, Rasputin's beloved daughter lived in Europe, worked as a tiger tamer. After her death in 1977, the trail of the box was lost. It is possible that Knyazkin now has her in St. Petersburg. Our reference Igor Vladimirovich KNYAZKIN is a candidate of medical sciences, chief physician of the St. Petersburg center of prostatology. Specialist in the field of urology, andrology, gynecology, ultrasound diagnostics. Member of the European Urological Association (EAU), St. Petersburg Scientific Urological Society. The author of numerous works on urology, prostatology, gynecology, gerontology. BTW, the average length of an erect penis is 15 - 16 cm with a diameter of 2.5 - 3.5 cm with minor deviations. The phallus 16 - 18 cm long is large, 18 - 20 cm - a giant, more than 20 cm - a supergiant. A member 25 cm long occurs in one in ten thousand men. Medicine has recorded some specimens of 25 - 27 and 34 cm. Such penises have a diameter of about 6.5 cm. The phallus, which is attributed to Rasputin, has a length of 28.5 cm. WHAT THE HISTORIAN SAYS Grigory Rasputin was one of the first we asked the historian and playwright Edward Radzinsky. After all, it was he, according to rumors, that Rostropovich presented Rasputin's daughter's correspondence, which may contain information about the "Parisian box". And this is what they heard in response: - To comment on such nonsense is beneath my dignity. This is all complete nonsense. There were always a lot of all kinds of fables and speculations around Rasputin. And what, should I comment on all this? I have not heard of anything like that! ... However, Radzinsky did not deny the story of giving him a correspondence ... Vladimir Yakovlev, professor of the Department of Museology at the University of Culture: - I do not believe that Rasputin's sexual organ can have a posthumous history. Most likely, these stories are caused by all kinds of rumors that surrounded the name of the elder all his life. It is only known for certain that they really tried to emasculate Rasputin as a person who dishonored the priesthood. It was during his lifetime. In 1911, the book of memoirs of the monk Illiodorus "Holy Devil" was published. At first, Illiodorus was an admirer of Grigory Rasputin, but then, seeing what atrocities he was doing, he became his enemy. Perhaps the impetus for the decision to castrate the elder was the incident with the nanny of the royal children. They said that Gregory almost raped her. However, three clergymen did not dare to make their attempt. In my opinion, rumors about the huge size of the penis, the fantastic sexual activity of Rasputin are greatly exaggerated. There is reason to believe that in the last years of his life he was impotent. One of Rasputin's mistresses once stuck a knife to the elder just above the navel. Unwittingly, by acting on a certain point, this apparently caused a short-term rise in sexual activity, but not for long. The recession soon came. Rasputin turned to Dr. Badmaev for help (he practiced Tibetan medicine in St. Petersburg). He was most likely treated with drugs, and this could have caused impotence. Daniil Kotsyubinsky, candidate of historical sciences, author of a scientific study about Rasputin: - Information about the preserved sexual organ of Grigory Rasputin is contained in the memoirs of his daughter Matryona. But she can hardly be trusted. The American journalist Pet Betham, who helped Matryona in writing her memoirs, I think, deliberately helped inflate such rumors in order to make the book more salable. In the memoirs, a certain box was mentioned where a giant member of a historical figure is supposedly kept. No evidence was presented that this organ belonged to Grigory Rasputin. The old man's body was burned, so it is unrealistic to do a DNA analysis today, therefore, it is impossible to prove that the member belonged to Rasputin. By the way, this is hardly a suitable talisman for the Center of Prostatology, because, as I prove in my research, Elder Gregory was almost completely impotent. JOKES IN THE TOPIC: Medical Institute. Exam. An old professor. A young student Professor: - So, how many genitals does a man have? - Twelve! - How is that ?! - Well, professor, one penis, ten fingers and a tongue ... In the evening, the professor enthusiastically tells about this answer to his colleague of about eighty : - ... And she says to me: "Twelve, professor!" - How's that? - the old man-colleague is amazed. - Well, ten fingers, tongue ... And ... Damn, something else. I forgot! .. Finally, the composition of Viagra is revealed: 2% - pyramidon; 2% - aspirin; 2% - paracetamol; 4% starch; 90% epoxy hardener.
Now I am preparing an analytical review of the Christ-like sacrifice of our holy King. I will draw an analogy with the path of life, suffering, humility, love for all of our Lord Jesus Christ and Tsar Nicholas II. How our Lord was humiliated, slandered and trampled on Calvary - we all know. It is known that slandered, humiliated and trampled at first by the environment, then, following the priests, our Tsar was the people. But seeing such publications now, when no one needs to be removed, no one needs this "truth" - we must admit how terribly it can affect the situation in the country! the country is on the verge of a historic decision: what kind of power is needed now? Zhirinovsky talks about a constitutional monarchy, Zyuganov - about democracy with a communist face ("The Tsar was weak, we do not need such a monarchy.") In the world, the crisis is growing, everyone can see it: Lord allows catastrophes in the world, one more terrible than the other (and here it is calm. I don’t take terrorist attacks - it’s from my own people). The dollar has been falling over these two years, the euro is now rolling upside down. And the ruble is getting stronger. There is a lot of oil, gold - too, but gas is nothing to say: everyone needs it. However, everyone abroad is fattening, and here it is getting worse and worse. Do you know how close we are throughout the country (not counting the "chosen ones", as in Orwell's Animal Farm) to extinction from hunger? As soon as the whole world comes to an agreement and within 2 months do not send us food and basic necessities, we will all die. Even Dutch potatoes will not be. Nothing of our own: we buy manure for certain needs in Belarus. How not to think about it? What kind of power is this, which such a God-given trump card, like the world crisis, could not use ... Everything is good, however, because this is the very vomit about which the blessed Pasha of Sarov spoke. Only a little remains: to recognize the monarchy as the only one possible form of government. for such a huge country and such a deaf and blind people. We need comprehension, enlightenment in the brain, and then - repentance. What do you think, why do the authors of recurrent secular events present to an anxious and perplexed people this obvious for that time and its global tasks - the destruction of the monarchy - such publications that nobody needs, vile, vile, satanic. There is no monarchy at all, why be afraid? It is clear why: to scare the people, to expose our holy Tsar to a general ridicule. To take us away from the very thought of repentance, to play a comic performance with the very idea of \u200b\u200brepentance. Please note: our prophets are not quoted anywhere, but only Jew (Jew) Nostradamus. Anyway, no one in his centuries will understand anything. But our prophets called names and dates, which frightens them. So they scare the people with horror stories, cause an emetic effect with such publications. Today I read excerpts of the nowhere completely unpublished diaries of Grigory Efimovich. The Honored Doctor of Russia Grigoriev Grigory Igorevich read the man who had never wanted to hear anything about Rasputin before. He was shocked "You were right! Not 99.9% lies, as Tatyana Mironova wrote, but 100%! I will try to give you these diaries. ". Forgive me, it's scary.
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86 years ago, on a cold December night in 1916, Grigory Rasputin (Novykh), the favorite of the royal family, who, as contemporaries believed, played the most sinister role in the fate of Russia, was killed in St. Petersburg. They said that the tsar and tsarina were under the thumb of this "devil", that he actually ruled the country ... Rasputin's ashes did not rest in peace - in the revolutionary days, the body was taken out of the grave and burned. It was believed that not a single particle of the flesh of a sinful old man (and according to others - a prophet!) Could not survive. And suddenly something returned to St. Petersburg ... how to put it mildly ... what, according to legends and rumors, Grigory paved the way to the heights of power. It's about Rasputin's phallus as such ...
Jewelry box from France
A well-known urologist in St. Petersburg, Igor Knyazkin, received a call from his longtime patient from the Union of Antiquaries of Russia and said that foreign partners were offering him the penis of a famous historical figure. The antiquary knew that Knyazkin was collecting a collection of erotic exhibits for the museum, which was open within the walls of his clinic (private clinic).
French antique dealers found a penis in a wooden box in a house on the outskirts of Paris. In addition to a small object heavily spoiled by time (then the penis resembled a wrinkled banana), it contained photographs and documents dated from the beginning of the century. For the reproductive organ and the box, the sellers asked for 300 thousand dollars. Then 80 thousand. The last price was 8 thousand dollars. Doctor Knyazkin managed to bring down the price, arguing that it would not be easy to prove that the organ belonged to Grigory Rasputin. And the decisive argument was the fact that one American urologist paid only 4.5 thousand dollars for Napoleon's penis. The sellers realized that the Russian doctor was guided by the prices for such a specific product, and did not bother.
I was pleased with the deal, - says Knyazkin. - Together with the member in the box were photographs of the Queen's lady-in-waiting, documents, a small black book with recipes for embalming. When I carefully examined all this, I became even more convinced that a historical relic came to me. There was no direct indication in the documents on this score, but some versions were lined up ...
Who could emasculate Rasputin?
Historians write that they tried to poison Rasputin, then they shot at him and, finally, threw him into the river, continues Igor Knyazkin. - He turned out to be extremely tenacious. But I do not believe that in the cakes he was fed with before he died, he did not notice the poison. It seems to me that they tried to put him to sleep with sleeping pills - precisely in order to emasculate him. But this is just one of many versions.
Firstly, the atrocity could have been committed by the Freemasons. According to rumors, some representatives of the Masonic lodge were going to emasculate Rasputin for ritual purposes. The pagan ritual of cutting off the genitals of the enemy has been known for a long time, it is found among the ancient Scandinavians and some African tribes. The doctor suggests that Rasputin's penis was cut off when Grigory Efimovich was still alive, moreover: the genital organ was in a state of erection, as evidenced by traces of blood that were found in the cavernous bodies of the organ.
Secondly, the private-docent of the Medical Academy Kosorotov could cut off the genitals. He performed an autopsy and was left alone with the body for a long time. In the last century, in some cases, the organs of a person who died under criminal circumstances were not buried with the body, but were cut out and placed in separate containers. This was done in order not to tear up the grave, if later the forensic experts have questions about the circumstances of death.
Thirdly, accidental people who happened to be next to Rasputin's body at the moment when the grave was excavated at the direction of the Provisional Government could have been outraged by cutting off the genital organ. Its head, Kerensky, believed that treasures were hidden in the grave with Rasputin, and on his order the coffin was raised from the ground. In addition to the icon put by the empress at the head of her favorite, then nothing was found. But it is possible that the angry people "avenged" the corpse. In addition, Knyazkin believes that they could be moved by banal male envy. A big penis sometimes causes aggression in those men who are lucky with the size of the genital organ less (the length of the prepared "Rasputin dignity" is 28.5 cm!).
Fourth, the penis could be cut off by ardent fans of Grigory Rasputin. One of them - Akilina Laptinskaya - spent 24 hours next to the coffin in the house of the maid of honor of the Empress Anna Vyrubova. Akilina followed Rasputin for 15 years. She was a sister of mercy in the Crimean War, she saw a lot of blood and wounds. According to Knyazkin, she was able to cut off the penis from the cooled body of her beloved Grigory Efimovich. By the way, it was her photograph that was in the box from Paris.
The penis is almost a century old!
Dr. Knyazkin believes that if samples of clothing were found on which microparticles of Rasputin's body were preserved, then the authenticity of the penis would be established. Genetic testing would remove all questions.
Unfortunately, we cannot say with absolute certainty that the member belongs to Rasputin, - Knyazkin laments. - But something nevertheless became clear - thanks to the age examination.
It was recently performed at the Prostatology Center. Dr. Knyazkin spared 25 thousand rubles for research.
Experts have confirmed that the genital organ, which is kept in my museum, is indeed more than 80 years old. Also, the fabrics were checked for the presence of potassium cyanide (the cakes, as historians write, were stuffed by the conspirators). No poison was found, but traces of sleeping pills were found. This may testify in favor of the version that they tried to put the elder to sleep, and did not kill him with poison.
To bring the relic from the box into its proper form, embalming specialists worked with it in St. Petersburg. Although, obviously, the phallus was previously treated with a balsamic composition, the years have done their job - "dignity" in some places touched by decay. To recreate the shape in a state of erection, a special gel was injected into the cavernous bodies of the penis. To make the member look "alive", it had to be slightly tinted.
From time to time, the exhibit is immersed in a nutrient solution. It is permanently kept in the Knyazkin Erotic Museum under a glass cover. Next to him is the wax figure of an old man. As they say, the irony of fate ...
Recently, Doctor Knyazkin found out: the famous Russian musician Mstislav Rostropovich bought the correspondence of Rasputin's daughter for a lot of money and presented it to Edward Radzinsky. Igor Vladimirovich believes that there can be a lot of interesting things about his find in these documents. For example, information about who owned the old box, the same where the member was found.
In the memoirs of Rasputin's daughter Matryona, some kind of box is mentioned, very similar to the one found in France. In it Matryona supposedly kept something that looked like a genital organ. After emigration, Rasputin's beloved daughter lived in Europe, worked as a tiger tamer. After her death in 1977, the trail of the box was lost. It is possible that Knyazkin now has her in St. Petersburg.
Our reference
Igor Vladimirovich KNYAZKIN - Candidate of Medical Sciences, Chief Physician of the St. Petersburg Prostatology Center. Specialist in the field of urology, andrology, gynecology, ultrasound diagnostics. Member of the European Urological Association (EAU), St. Petersburg Scientific Urological Society. Author of numerous works on urology, prostatology, gynecology, gerontology.
BTW
The average length of an erect penis is 15-16 cm with a diameter of 2.5-3.5 cm with slight deviations. The phallus 16 - 18 cm long is large, 18 - 20 cm - a giant, more than 20 cm - a supergiant.
A member 25 cm long is found in one in ten thousand men. Medicine has recorded some specimens at 25 - 27 and 34 cm.
Such penises have a diameter of about 6.5 cm.The phallus, which is attributed to Rasputin, is 28.5 cm long.
WHAT THE HISTORIANS SAY Call Edward Radzinsky
We were one of the first to ask the historian and playwright Edward Radzinsky to shed light on this strange story of Grigory Rasputin's “acquisition of shameful relics”. After all, it was he, according to rumors, who gave Rostropovich the correspondence of Rasputin's daughter, which may contain information about the "Parisian box". And this is what they heard in response:
It is beneath my dignity to comment on such nonsense. This is all complete nonsense. There were always a lot of all kinds of fables and speculations around Rasputin. And what, should I comment on all this? I haven't heard of anything like it!
However, Radzinsky did not deny the story of giving him a correspondence ...
Vladimir Yakovlev, Professor of the Department of Museology, University of Culture:
I do not believe that Rasputin's penis can have a posthumous history. Most likely, these stories are caused by all kinds of rumors that surrounded the name of the elder all his life. It is only known for certain that they really tried to emasculate Rasputin as a person who dishonored the priesthood. It was during his lifetime. In 1911, the book of memoirs of the monk Illiodorus "Holy Devil" was published. At first, Illiodorus was an admirer of Grigory Rasputin, but then, seeing what atrocities he was doing, he became his enemy. Perhaps the impetus for the decision to emasculate the elder was the incident with the nanny of the royal children. They said that Gregory almost raped her. However, the three clergymen did not dare to make their attempt. In my opinion, rumors about the huge size of the penis, the fantastic sexual activity of Rasputin are greatly exaggerated. There is reason to believe that in the last years of his life he was impotent. One of Rasputin's mistresses once stuck a knife to the elder just above the navel. Unwillingly, by acting on a certain point, by this she apparently caused a short-term rise in sexual activity, but not for long. The recession soon came. Rasputin turned to Dr. Badmaev for help (he practiced Tibetan medicine in St. Petersburg). He was treated, most likely, with drugs, and this is what could cause impotence.
Daniil Kotsyubinsky, candidate of historical sciences, author of a scientific research about Rasputin:
Information about the preserved sexual organ of Grigory Rasputin is contained in the memoirs of his daughter Matryona. But she can hardly be trusted. American journalist Pet Betham, who helped Matryona in writing her memoirs, I think, deliberately helped to inflate such rumors in order to make the book more salable. In the memoirs, a certain box was mentioned where a giant member of a historical figure is supposedly kept. No evidence has been presented that this organ belongs to Grigory Rasputin. The old man's body was burned, so it is unrealistic to do a DNA analysis today, therefore, it is impossible to prove that the member belonged to Rasputin. By the way, this is hardly a suitable talisman for the Center of Prostatology, because, as I prove in my research, Elder Gregory was almost completely impotent.
ANECDOTES IN THE TOPIC:
Medical Institute. Exam. An old professor. A young student Professor: - So, how many genitals does a man have? - Twelve! - How is that ?! - Well, professor, one member, ten fingers and a tongue ... In the evening the professor enthusiastically tells about this answer to his colleague of about eighty : - ... And she says to me: "Twelve, professor!" - How's that? - the old man-colleague is amazed. - Well, ten fingers, tongue ... And ... Damn, something else. Forgot! ..
Finally, the composition of Viagra is revealed: 2% - pyramidon; 2% - aspirin; 2% - paracetamol; 4% starch; 90% epoxy hardener.
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Grigory Rasputinkilled in the Yusupov Palace on the night of December 16-17, 1916, and emasculated the corpse. Since then, numerous researchers have tried to find a member of the "holy elder". They were sure that his manhood did not disappear without a trace. According to rumors, the penis was hidden either by Grishka's mistress, or by one of his pious admirers.
Relic of Matryona Grigorievna
At one time, a member of Rasputin seemed to be seen by a well-known international journalist Melor Sturua... In 1969, he visited Rasputin's beloved daughter, who lived in Los Angeles, Matryona... And she displayed her most precious relic. "With a gesture of her hand, she pointed to an oblong mahogany box that stood on the fireplace, -recalls Sturua ... Matryona took out of it a shiny wooden pencil case and with great precaution and even reverence opened it. Inside, on red velvet, lay something very similar to first rotted and then dried banana. "
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Unfortunately, the journalist did not ask who severed the penis, whether it really belonged to dad and how it ended up with his daughter. Matryona died in 1977. And the box with the dried penis disappeared without a trace. And it seems that now it was she who showed up in St. Petersburg.
- This thing was recently brought to me from abroad, -says the chief physician of the St. Petersburg Center for Prostatology Igor Knyazkin. - Outwardly, the box is very reminiscent of the relic of Matryona Rasputina. In it lies dark brown flesh, soft to the touch. Without a doubt: it was once a real penis, not a banana. At my request, my colleagues have already made the first examination: it turned out that the penis is at least 80 years old. That is, by age, he could well have belonged to Grigory Rasputin. But the final answer can be given only after additional research.
The return of the prodigal member
The appearance of the box with Rasputin's member in St. Petersburg is no less curious. It was found in one of the houses of Paris by buyers of antiques. Among other things, their attention was attracted by an old box, which contained the relics of a member. There they also found a certain archive, which, as it turned out, is related to Grigory Rasputin - old photographs, yellowed documents and private correspondence, where there is a mention of a box with a mummified penis.
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- Having learned about the archive, I wanted to look at it, -says Igor Knyazkin. - Indeed, among other papers, it could contain documents that could shed light on the mystery of the disappearance of a member of Grigory Yefimovich. The archive is being studied, the member itself is still with me. We have already taken several biopsies in order to compile the genetic passport of the "subject". True, Rasputin's body disappeared, but we hope to find his clothes, on which some microparticles could well have survived.
Perhaps scientists will finally be able to answer the question under what circumstances the corpse of a friend of the royal family was emasculated. Until now, there have been several versions of this. Some believe that a member of Rasputin immediately after the murder cut off Felix Yusupov... Others say that this was done by one of the "holy elder" worshipers shortly before his funeral.
- The autopsy of Rasputin's body was carried out by the assistant professor of the Military Medical Academy Dmitry Kosorotov, - says Igor Knyazkin. - If the member had already been cut off by that time, it would have been indicated in the protocol. However, I could not find this document: until 1933 it was kept in the archives of the Academy, and then disappeared without a trace. To restore the picture of the murder, our specialists examined the found member and found blood in its cavernous bodies. It turns out that he was separated in a state of erection. But it is known that the murderers drowned the body of Rasputin. I could hardly have had an erection after two days in which the body had lain in cold water. So, it can be assumed that the penis was cut off even before the body was thrown into the river.
Of course, it will take a lot of time and money to carry out expert examinations. However, Igor Vladimirovich himself is already sharing his plans today on how to put the miracle exhibit on public display. An open box with a member will stand on a beautiful stand under a glass cover with an alarm. A wax figure of Rasputin will proudly sit on the bench next to it. According to Knyazkin, the composition entitled "The Return of the Prodigal Member" should become a real decoration of his Museum of Erotica.
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"Male dignity" and "female weakness"
Knyazkin complains that it is very difficult to find a room suitable for the size of the future museum. It is understandable. To date, his collection contains about five thousand exhibits, united by a common theme - "this", and about the same number of erotic postcards and condoms.
Igor Knyazkin began to collect "masculine virtues" and "feminine weaknesses" in the early 90s, heading one of the St. Petersburg centers of prostatology.
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- Communicating with patients, I noticed that many of them cannot really tell what hurts they have, -tells the collector. - Sometimes people are simply embarrassed to name their genitals correctly. So I thought: “What if we place a small exhibition“ about this. ”Right in the center. gizmos.
At the entrance to the center, the visitor is greeted Ivan Barkov, to whom Knyazkin has special sympathy. The sculpture is the most ordinary one, only the great poet's coat is thrillingly bristling "just below the belly." On the walls are bas-reliefs depicting scenes of love, in comparison with which "Kamasutra"looks like an innocent children's comic. A little further away - a glazed showcase, where the main part of the "visual agitation" is located. On the shelves there are whistles, lighters, toothbrushes, corkscrews, ashtrays, shoe spoons and even toothbrushes. In each craft, its phallic essence is easily guessed. Mechanical toys with sexual inclinations flaunt nearby. They need to be wound up with a key. There is even a "NATO" peacemaker who dabbles in masturbation. On the next rack is a "chastity belt" for the most unfaithful part of the male body. The plastic construction closes with an elegant metal clasp.
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- It is quite difficult to buy such things in Russia, -knyazkin complains. - But from each business trip abroad I bring several bags with various erotic toys.
The first Museum of Erotica in Russia should appear on the banks of the Neva for the 300th anniversary of St. Petersburg. And also for this holiday Knyazkin plans to erect a monument to Ivan Barkov in the city. According to the collector, the future sculpture of the writer in the image of Luka Mudishchev will be cast from bronze Lenin, which is lying around idle at one of the factories in the Pskov region.
BTW
In the fall of 1999, the "manhood" of the elder was put up for auction in London. " Bonamz". The owner of the treasure, who remained unknown, said that at one time he secretly took it out of Russia. And the authenticity of the exhibit was confirmed by a certificate issued by ... the NKVD!
The owners of the auction house found several potential buyers. However, after a thorough examination it turned out that the 20-centimeter object is nothing more than ... a dried sea cucumber! To avoid a scandal, this lot was removed from the sale.
